- Boy killed by bullet fired two miles away.
- Nation's Nipples Severely Under-Clamped, U.S. Bureau Of Masochism Reports
- Dude goes blind from playing video games for four days straight.
- Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island Civilization Called 'Haiti'
- $2m file-sharing fine slashed to $54,000
- Kids Face Felony Child Porn Charges
- Niko Bellic robs bank in Austin
- Cambridge Deems Twilight Worthy of Analysis
- APA: Videogames May Not Be an Addiction
- Man crashes plane into Texas building. On Purpose.
- US won't bomb Iran, but another country might.
- Latest Sarah Palin Speech Opens Sixth Seal
- FBI investigates allegations webcam used to monitor student
- Ousted IW Heads Accuse Activision of "Orwellian" Conspiracy
- Israeli military calls off raid after soldier posts details
- SolarFold and Fan
- Fraud-Alert Service Pays $12 Million Settlement
- James Brown's body has gone missing. Zombie Outbreak on the way.
- Woman aims to be fattest woman in the world.
- Chinese girl gets swarmed by men.
- Dear PC, I will never cheat on your for Apple
- "Online Ostracism Damages Children’s Self Esteem"
- Hacker gets 20 years in credit card thefts
- 11 year old to be tried as adult in murder case
- Speaking of Credit Card Theft..
- Richard Garriott Claims the Moon
- Sea Creature Surfaces, Chaos Ensues
- Life is short
- 1000 Pets Killed in Building Blaze ;.;
- Dirty thunderstorm
- Apple Under Investigation for Antitrust Violation
- R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio
- Oh my god I hate teenagers.
- h'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
- The Closest Thing To a Lightsaber Now For Sale
- YouTube Wins Viacom Copyright Case
- Chairs Striking Back Against Humans
- Police: Calif couple try ot sell their baby for $25 at Wal-mart.
- Twilight Author Bored With Vampires
- W. Va Sen Robert Byrd dead at 92.
- FAA Approves Plans for Flying Car
- North Korea vows nuclear response to U.S.-Seoul drills.
- U.S.: Afghan war leaks...
- Study: Mass Extinctions Could Shake Up Marine Life
- New Genetically Modified Cats Are Cute, Cuddly And Fluorescent